Zombies

I think it's pretty safe to say
You're self-obsessed
You're an addict for the likes
And your next request
We your people all hanging on
What you do next
Check in to the gym
'Cos we'll be so impressed

You live your whole life
Through a 3-inch screen
You filmed the whole gig
But you don't know who you've seen
You film the mugging on the tube
That was sweet
You'll definitely be getting
More numbers next week

[Chorus]
There's no secrecy
So please hashtag me
There's no privacy
So random people download me
There's no decency
So just send money
You want equality?
Well I'll hate you if you'll hate me

You zombie
You zombie
You zombie
You zombie

I can't wait to see
Your diet this week
You say you've gone vegan
But that looks a lot like meat

Congratulations
You passed the screen test
Forty hours on your phone
This week - you're best!
Shame you were too busy
When your friend felt depressed
'Cos now she's six foot under
You've got issues to address

[Chorus]
There's no secrecy
So please hashtag me
There's no privacy
So here's my life in entirety
There's no decency
On this frequency
You don't know me
So expose your life so needlessly

The human race has gone to shit
I say we do away with it
And start a race of cyborg clones
Of Elon Musk - no need for phones!

[Chorus]
There's no secrecy
So please hashtag me
There's no privacy
So random people download me
There's no decency
So just send money
You want equality?
Well I hate you if you hate me

You zombie
You zombie
You zombie
You zombie