[Verse 1]
I was alone and I needed a date
I was taking a walk past the cemetery gate
When I, I saw a sign it said
"For a good time, take a left down at tombstone number eight"
Went through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I
Saw some eyes peeking out of the sepulchre, I
Took a step into the tomb of ill repute
That's where I met her, the zombie prostitute
[Bridge]
La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-da-dam
[Verse 2]
I grabbed her left breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it
I said "go down" but she didn't have the stomach for it
Her teeth fell out and her tongue fell out to boot
But all in all, she was a rotten kind of cute
Well, I was tense, it was plain to see
A sort of rigor mortis was coming over me
I didn't want to see it but I just had to believe it
I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me
[Bridge]
La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-da-dam
[Verse 3]
Now I'm falling apart from my head down to my toes
I don't know which of my organs is the next to go
I've been such a sleeze since she gave me the disease
Wouldn't you know, now I'm a zombie gigolo
I took my first client on a date
We took a walk to the cemetery gate
I got under her slip but then I heard a rip
I pulled it out and I said
*Audience mumbling*
"Baby keep the tip"
[Bridge]
La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-dum, da-da-dum, da-da-da-dam
[Chorus]
Morally, I'm destitute
In the tomb of ill repute
She's a rotten kind of cute
For a zombie prostitute
[Outro]
*Audience applauding*
Thank you
Zombie Prostitute (Live Version) was written by Aurelio Voltaire.
Zombie Prostitute (Live Version) was produced by Aurelio Voltaire.
Aurelio Voltaire released Zombie Prostitute (Live Version) on Fri Apr 30 2010.