Zombie Prostitute

[Verse 1]
I was alone and I needed a date
I was taking a walk past the cemetery gate
When I, I saw a sign it said
"For a good time, take a left down at tombstone number eight"
Went through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I
Saw some eyes peeking out of the sepulchre, I
Took a step into the tomb of ill repute
That's where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute

[Verse 2]
I grabbed her left breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it
I said "go down" but she didn't have the stomach for it
Her teeth fell out and her tongue fell out to boot
But all in all, she was a rotten kind of cute
Well, I was tense, it was plain to see
A sort of rigor mortis was coming over me
I didn't want to see it but I just had to believe it
I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me

[Chorus]
Morally, I'm destitute
In the tomb of ill repute
She's a rotten kind of cute
For a Zombie Prostitute

[Verse 3]
Now I'm falling apart from my head down to my toes
I don't know which of my organs is the next to go
I've been such a sleeze since she gave me the disease
Wouldn't you know, now I'm a Zombie gigolo
I took my first client on a date
We took a walk to the cemetery gate
I got under her slip but then I heard a rip
I pulled it out and I said
"Baby keep the tip"

[Chorus]
Morally, I'm destitute
In the tomb of ill repute
She's a rotten kind of cute
For a Zombie Prostitute