Zero Theorem

You're trying to prove that the universe is all for nothing
All matter, all energy, all life
Is just this one-time-only Big Bang glitch
Expanding universe will eventually contract into a super-dense black hole
Gravitational forces will be so strong that everything that is something
Will get squeezed into a point of zero dimension

Hello, Qohen Leth
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Do you feel this?
But it's not real
You're in your computer, I'm in mine
We're connected by memory chips and fiber optics

Do you really have no idea what you're doing?
You ever get the feeling the whole world is giggling down your back?
That everybody in the entire universe is in on some big, fat, cosmic joke?

Tell you what
Honest manual work is getting me thirsty
You haven't got a beer for a working man, have ya?
We have tap water
Yum yum

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