Zero Finesse

[Intro]
Got Zero Finesse, got zero finesse yeah

[Verse]
I got a girl and I know she love me
'Cuz I hold her down
And she put no one but God above me
But see, lately
We been, uuh
A bit shaky
Basically, we going through some shit
And it’s crazy
'cuz if you having girl problems
99.9 percent of the time a chick would be one
And it’s funny how temptations work
Soon as you say you want space
That na when Other bannies wan give you face
They start to find you more appealing
You find them more interesting than the girl that you’ve been dealing with
And it’s this feeling that’s got me messing around with this pretty young thing
Dirty talk, but them lips too clean
Soon as my girl's away
I get texts, calls, dm’s, voice notes
Nude pics of tits hanging out of bath robes
My G!
Sometimes I can’t control this dick
But how can I, when as ass this thick is just begging for it
She said
I know you got a girl
And honestly I understand
But I’m not asking you to be my man
I just wanna let you pipe
I love your songs
I play them every night
You’re old school
You’re just my type
Now I’m like
Oh shit!, For Real?
I start to dey blush
My head don dey swell
My blood don dey rush
As e dey hot
I text her back like
Cool, where you stay?
She said Wuse 2
But I’m just an Uber ride away

*Sigh*

It’s about to go down
Roll something, push my feet off the ground
I sip a little, just to make sure say
My body dey Kamkpe
'Cuz I wan take my time finish work, I no come play
Freshen up, brush teeth, I even wear my new pant
'Cuz tear rubber, New dick smell is the best part
And Next five minutes I hear *Kpo Kpo Kpo*
Game time, so I walk to the door
To my surprise
I see my girlfriend standing there with tears in her eyes
Saying baby I love you, I’ve never met another guy
Who’s been this faithful and I’m so grateful, 'cuz all the times I thought you’d cheat, you managed to stay true
I’m effin Screaming
Tell me what to do
'Cuz any minute now, this other chick could come through
And thing is my girl has got deep trust issues, her daddy left and her best friend became the tissue
Her mama had to wear the crown
Did it all, held it down
School fees, NEPA Bills, made Food, buttoned down
Trust them, flog them, still told ’em that she loved ’em
Prayed to God and told him to keep his eyes above them
Meanwhile her Daddy had a new family
New wife and step-daughters wey dey chop im salary
And he taught them everything, even how to ride bikes
That shit was real classic like Friday Night Lights
So, back to the topic
Actually forgot it
My girl about to catch me, oh yeah I’m reminded
Started deleting messages just hoping she don’t find them, but it’s too late
*Kpo Kpo Kpo* breaks the silence
I start sweating, so I lean in and kiss her
Look her in the eyes and tell her how much I missed her
She smiled back looked at me and said baby me too
Turned around opened the door and saw her step sister

[Outro]
Said she saw her step sister
Yeah she
Look, I got zero finesse man
Zero finesse