Zack Paul Gosselar

This killer is really starting to scare me, guys

I think we should look for him

But the Battle of the Bands is like a month away, we can look for the Allwhite killer later!

[KEESHA, spoken]
And Molly Goodwhite is dead and we still don't have anyone on autoharp

What about Zach Paul Gosselar?

[ZACH, spoken]
What about Zach Paul Gosselar?

[KEESHA]
Late last night they found a girl in the river
A week ago they found one with her throat slit
Zach walks by and my spine feels a shiver
'Cause part of me wonders if Zach's the one who did it
And I'm kind of turned on if Zach's the one who did it

[ENSEMBLE]
Zach Paul Gosselar, where were you last night?
Zach Paul Gosselar, where were you last night?

[KEESHA]
Terrifying dreams
Terrifying screams
Zach are you the killer
Or am I just a horndog?

[MEAGAN, spoken]
Um, Zach? Hey, is it true you play autoharp? Since Molly Goodwhite is dead, Megan, Maegan, and I thought it might be cool if we shook things up and brought a guy into Girlwhite for the Battle of the Bands?

[ZACH, spoken]
Didn't I tell you not to tell anyone I play autoharp, you stupid fucking bitch? Why are you always trying to humiliate me? I'm gonna kill you!

[MEAGAN, spoken]
Zach, please, it just... slipped out of my mouth, I'm such a klutz

[ZACH, spoken]
Anyway, I can't play in Battle of the Bands if I'm in prison!

[MEAGAN, spoken]
Prison? Zach, oh my God, what are you talking about?!

[ZACH, spoken]
It's such bullshit!

[sung]
Cops think I put that girl in the river
They say I snapped and turned into a demon
But all they've got as proof is a sliver
'Cause nearby they found traces of my semen
But I'm innocent even though, yeah, it's my semen

[ENSEMBLE]
Zach Paul Gosselar, where were you last night?

[ZACH, spoken]
Meag's scared to do it, so I go into the woods to rub one out sometimes. Whatever!

[ENSEMBLE]
Zach Paul Gosselar. where were you last night?

[ZACH, spoken]
And maybe I've been getting a little carried away recently...

[KEESHA, ZACH (spoken)]
Terrifying dreams
(Semen isn't proof)
Terrifying screams
(It's circumstantial, it's circumstantial)
Zach could be the killer
(Semen isn't proof)
Or is he just a horndog
(It's circumstantial, it's circumstantial)