Z-Boys Vs. Taliban

If you've got a pool and some rockin noise
Give a call to the Dogtown Boys
Open the drain, pump out all the water
And get set to witness a backyard slaughter
A bit of beer drinking, a little dope smoking
Give the last rites to the tiles and coping
Drop the Z-Boys in Afghanistan
To skate pools and destroy the Taliban

Fly the troops overseas on Air Hosoi
Led by Colonel T.A. and General J-Boy
We pour concrete on the Khyber Pass
They parachute down and beat terrorist ass
Bin Ladin acts like he ain't been laid in quitе a while
A Paul Hackett double grind carvе could erase his stupid smile

Goat meat, a hibachi and a pocket full of cash
Motel pools of Karachi and Lebanese hash
Sarlo, Polar Bear and Marty Grimes
Could make the Al-Qaida pay for all of it's crimes
Shogo and Red Dog will lead in the charge
We're sorry the hit list has to be so large
But we need to make our point, so there won't be any doubt
We've got to kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out

The Mid-East must open all of the closed doors
To let in angry materialistic whores
Who've taken time out to come to these distant shores
To put a final stop to the heroin wars
So let us get on with our grim bombing chores

Expect nothing, you'll get everything
Some people are so scared of what every other shitbag thinks about them
People know what the right thing to do is, but they refuse to do it
Because it might require giving a hand to a perfect stranger
Keeping them from sitcoms, the big game, or whatever
Yes, this sucks and everyone knows
The sheeple struck again
This week it's hip to be American
You picked up a cute little flag at Starbuck's
You're such stupid fucks
Now there's a war
What were you before?
Recreational drug use is a dead end
So is watching too much television
Don't believe everything you read in the papers
Respect your elders
Flush the toilet
Wipe all piss off rim of bowl
Remove all pubic hairs from soap bar before exiting bathroom
Clean snot and toothpaste off sink
Rinse your dirty dishes
Clean up your room
Do your homework
Find God
Tie your shoes
Pull up your pants
Buy American
Pull up your god-damned pants

Are you done?
Yeah, with that take anyway?