Yuppie Folks Can’t Survive

[Intro]
Now God dangit Outlaw
What did I tell you about them daggum yuppies?
They ain't right boy I tell you what
YELLOOOWWW!

[Verse 1: Outlaw]
I headed into town, there's yuppies all around
Their car's broke down and they're layin' on the ground
His battery is dead but they don't know what to do
Some bitchin' city boy thinkin' that their engine blew
He was lookin' at the belt and I didn't even help
If you really wanna learn you gotta do it by yourself
Gotta do it by yourself man that's all that I know Bo
O-U-T-L-A-Dub that is what I go by
Tires, fires, chicken wires
Fresh eggs in the mornin' that don't expire
Country born and country bred
I'm a daggum rebel 'til the day I'm dead
Yuppie folks don't know 'bout this, I don't whine and I don't bitch
I'll just sit and sip my shine and they'll be stuck off in that ditch

[Interlude]
Hold on, hold on, is it that sum'bitch right there in the ditch that got turned up in their Prius yeah they'll stuck off in that ditch, yeah they'll be stuck off in that ditch

[Chorus]
You know they can't fish and ya know they don't dip
And they damn sure can't get a truck up outta ditch
Yuppie folks can't survive
And they can't plow a field and they can't gig a frog
And you know they don't farm and they're never at the bog
Yuppie folks can't survive
Yuppie folks can't survive
Yuppie folks can't survive

[Verse 2: Outlaw]
Still them bitches lyin' on the mother truckin' government
And I'm out in the woods workin' for the freaking hell of it
Huntin' all day just to feed my daggum family
And y'all just at the store buyin' chips and unsweet tea
World goes to shit and you're off the governments tit
And you'll be looking at us hicks like we're god sum'bitch
But go ahead make fun of us now turn my head go milk a cow
One day it all came rainin' down and you sum'bitches gonna drown

[Bridge: Outlaw]
Yuppie folks can't survive (Can't survive)
Spit some Copenhagen in your eye (In your eye)
Yuppie folks can't survive (Can't survive)
Come to the country kiss your ass goodbye (Ass goodbye)

[Interlude 2: Outlaw]
Man all this yuppie talk make me wanna get some dip right now
I'm gonna get outta her and let Bottleneck finish this sum'bitch
Haha, let's go boys

[Chorus]
You know they can't fish and ya know they don't dip
And they damn sure can't get a truck up outta ditch
Yuppie folks can't survive
And they can't plow a field and they can't gig a frog
And you know they don't farm and they're never at the bog
Yuppie folks can't survive
Yuppie folks can't survive
Yuppie folks can't survive

[Verse 3: Bottleneck]
Five more yuppie folk, what you keep starin' for?
You ain't seen a hillbilly redneck with a giggin' pole
Camouflage, over haul, southern drawl, them red cups
Strong handle of the good stuff make yuppie folks hiccup
Yeah that's what we all about more country than the law allows
Yeah, I gotta Bubba lip product of a Skoal pouch
Skin a buck up in the pines, hang him up, let him dry
Do wonders with a fishin' line and fix a truck with chicken wire
Yuppie folks can't survive I seen it with these rebel eyes
Y'all just some weekend rednecks ridin' 35's
Yeah we the real deal, honkeys in them hay fields
Country folks can survive, yep we let the liquor spill

[Outro: Outlaw]
Man, we may not know how to turn on one of them Xbox sum' bucks
But we sure know how to do three things and that's fish, hunt, and dip
And that's all you need to know in this gosh dang world son keep it frickin' hillbilly, fricken' hillbilly
Did I get the echoes, ha ha