Yuichi Aizawa vs Kanon

[Yuichi Aizawa]
Gotta say, man, looks like you're in a jam
Least you wound up chilling in the freezer with your old man
Gave Kitagawa some knocks to put him back in order
But I never expected to diss an actual porter
Who should port himself better, you’re slouching sloppy
But I’m spitting hot altogether like it’s taiyaki
Watch me boldly saving maidens like Ayu (uguu~)
I'm a good samaritan, you help 'cause you're paid to

[Kanon]
Young master, I recommend you adjust the manner in which
You back a demon-hunting bitch in assaulting the Golden Witch
And as much as you find a spare hope being handy
If I sought resurrection, I’d ask my cousin Ange
But gloriously, Kobayashi is returning burns
So take a seat, you’re being served by furniture
And you’re a slacker, borrow motivation from that fox?
For Akiko-sama, I’ll unload on the freeloader, get a job

[Yuichi Aizawa]
And Lion comes in like March, a month too late
The first master key will make your locked rooms break
Like I break down psyches and break friends out of comas
Higurashi’s breakout exploit is blander than your 4-komas
Took hold of my school and I’m golder than you’ve ever been
So when I call you a sellout, I don’t mean like at Comiket
I see you struggling with luggage bro, like do you even lift?
Your muscles are about as thick as your imaginary dick

[Kanon]
I counter! This is the Requiem of the Golden Witch
On a mic, I Rock-enjima and explode like the ending
Pachelbel’s baroque against the 07th Expansion?
How can I be mad? Bitch, I sleep in a mansion
And I’m meta, the better embedded in red letters
A truth quite unlike Makoto told in seagull feathers
Every human lives, you’re a tragedy without stakes
But I’ve called upon the Seven Sisters to pierce your nape