YouTubers Who Don’t Suck: A Compliment Track (Not a Diss Track)

They all started out without goals of fortune or fame
Just making content in their bedroom and look what it became!
Phil DeFranco, you're keeping it real
Digging faster, driving deeper into the heart of our culture's deal
Molly Burke and Jessica KF
Voices in understanding disability, capability
Girls, you're outstanding!
Vlogbrothers (DFTBA), you know what that spells
Watching SciShow and Crash Course? I'm gaining brain cells!
And Koshy, you've got puns for days
Mix and match the choicest witticisms, words and phrases
Go for days and
With Jet and Helga by your side
There's nothing you can't turn simply inside out with funny
Want sunny? Try Brian, voice of honey
Hull is always making us remember what's worth more than money
Like Nathan Zed and Jon Cozart
Who don't post a lot...
But remain two of the most thoughtful humans this industry has got

This is a compliments track
It's not your average diss track
But it sounds just like a diss track
But it's a compliments track
For the YouTubers who don't suck

Wanna feel some serious feels? Go straight to Dodie Clark
Music that hits you in the gut is her trademark
Then you've got Andrew Huang and Roomie who make metered sense
Testing the limits of music with their experiments
Thomas Sanders, you make me so happy every time you speak
While also helping us understand and love what makes us unique
And if you don't know Rhett and Link, you should really fix that
Child friendship turned bomb, better get the hazmat!
Speaking of other relationships we can all aspire to
Evynne and Peter Hollens make music that will inspire You
Like lightning on fire, they know exactly what to do
To pick up a track and lack it back with slick vocals and arrangements
Hoo!

This is a compliments track
It's not your average diss track (It's not your average diss track)
But it sounds just like a diss track (But it sounds just like a diss track)
But it's a compliments track (It's a compliments track)

MatPat! You help us unite over a common love
Love of games, of theory of what's going on above the storyline
Anna Akana, yeah she sees things this way too
Bringing cinematic content that makes you a better you
Jacksfilms! You're making me wanna yell 'YIAY'!
ElleoftheMills: girl your storytelling is nothing but fly!
Tyler Oakley: LGBTQ+ pioneer
Akilah Obviously leading the social comedy frontier
Your girl iiSuperwomanii hustles harder everyday
Empowering, not cowering with her movement Girl Love underway
Hannah Witton, sex positive
You advocate for feminists
Physics Girl: you're so smart
Helping girls excel in STEM and it's those benefits
It's unbelievable how many more
Brilliant YouTube artists are making us click and adore
It's crazy
All of these things that we can do
The content that changes lives and subverts inequality
'Til we're blue in the face
And you know what? That's what it's about!
At the end of the day, viewers - it's your eyes that count

Every creator and brand
Is trying and vying and crying for your attention
There's a tension between public and private
And it's in the algorithm's interest to drive it
Your views are your greatest asset!
The peak of this platform ain't passed yet
It's YouTube it's on you
To make and watch new content and
Keep your standard set high

This is a compliments track (Ohhh)
So take in this message I'm saying (It's not your average diss track ohhh yeah)
With no intention of condescending (But it sounds just like a diss track)
We gotta remember that in the ending (Ohh, but it's a compliments track, ohh)

We're all the ones who define what's trending