Your New Favorite

After fifteen years of waiting here
The first third went so fast
Dying just to disappear
To put this in the past

I can lie to you so genuine
I sell it with a smile
I can thank ladies and gentleman
While breaking up inside

I think you're better off without me
So I'm going on
Whistling your new favorite song
Whistling your new favorite song

Seems we may be out of tune
But somewhere near the key
I disappoint, you disapprove
Just how it has to be

Rather than discuss it
Or debate it further still
Consider this my epitaph
Let you out of the will

Better off without me so I'm going on
Whistling your new favorite song