Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot
Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot

Your New Boyfriend

Wilbur Soot

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Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot

Release Date
Fri Dec 11 2020
Performed by
Wilbur Soot
Produced by
Wilbur Soot
Writed by
Wilbur Soot
About

“Your New Boyfriend” is a song from the prespective of Lonely Boy (portrayed by Wilbur Soot), an incel who is infaturated with an e-girl and slowly goes insane to the point of wanting to just smell her hair. It is the last song in a trilogy following this relationship, the first song being “I’m In L...

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Your New Boyfriend Lyrics

[Verse 1: Wilbur Soot]
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VoIP
I thought when I get older
I'd marry her, I told her
Now I'm twenty-six and I work in an office
Nine till five's not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot]
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
And even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
(Woo)

[Verse 2: Wilbur Soot]
And yeah, I've met Jared (Of course I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
I'm not gay, though

[Bridge: Wilbur Soot, Chevy]
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen
She's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen

[Verse 3: Wilbur Soot]
How on earth could I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve
A little bit of what I earned
I'm not gonna make another scene
The one I made when I was twenty-three
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World

[Chorus: Wilbur Soot]
But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
'Cause even though he's got social skills
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole

[Outro: Wilbur Soot, Chevy, Both]
I think about you every day (Every day)
So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace (And you're grace)
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair

Your New Boyfriend Q&A

Who wrote Your New Boyfriend's ?

Your New Boyfriend was written by Wilbur Soot.

Who produced Your New Boyfriend's ?

Your New Boyfriend was produced by Wilbur Soot.

When did Wilbur Soot release Your New Boyfriend?

Wilbur Soot released Your New Boyfriend on Fri Dec 11 2020.

What did Wilbur Soot say about "Your New Boyfriend"?

When I made this song, I had no idea anyone was gonna like it. [laughs] I just needed to come up with a final song for the [e-girl] trilogy, so I was like, “yeah, I’ll write another one”. And I’m so glad I actually spent the time and really worked on it hard because I could’ve just been like, “fuck...

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Is there a tutorial on how to play the song?

Yes! Wilbur Soot taught his fans how to play “Your New Boyfriend” on acoustic guitar in a Twitch stream in late 2020.

How did this song perform?

“Your New Boyfriend” debuted on the 100th spot on the midweek UK chart in December 2020.
The song appeared on the UK singles chart starting in December 18, 2020. Its highest placement on the chart was on the 65th spot on January 8, 2021.
On May 13, 2022, “Your New Boyfriend” was certified RIAA gold...

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Does the track have any certifications?

On May 13, 2022, “Your New Boyfriend” was certified gold by the RIAA.

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