Your Man’s a Bitch

Met her at the bus stop waitin on number nine
We were in line she in front n me behind
I asked what was up with the scrubs she was wearin
Oh youre a nurse funny so is my girlfriend

Fuckin bus is alwasy late im in a hurry
Gotta date with my girl and id like to arrive early
Back to the task at hand
To pass the time we sat n chatted bout our travel plans

She said shes headed to mexico for the summer
I said i netted some cheap vips for coachella
In fact i got three i could sell ya
She said ill buy two one for me n my fella

Tommorow same time n spot
Bring cheese if you wanna cop the we hopped off at the same stop
Her man was there so i winked and said later
Then i seen his insecurities turned to anger

Hey bro why you winkin at my bitch
Your bitch? here i thought she was an independant woman
I dont wanna hear it
Watch your mouth mother fucker before i watch it for ya
She said its a surprise for you babe but he ignored her

Slid her to the side puffin his chest n flexin
Like we was finna fight misdirected aggression
Didn't have the time to teach the kid a lesson
Left him with his pride and head in my own direction

It seems like everytime i talk to a girl
Her man flips out gets sent into a whilrwind
It seems like everytime i talk to a lady
Her man goes crazy it doesnt cease to amaze me

It seems like everytime i talk to a female
Her man get jealous checkin texts n email
It seems like everytime i talk to a chick
Her man gets suspicious and acts like a bitch

So the next day came to pass
I brought the tickets with me just in case she brought the cash
Played a game of eye spy till i sighted her
Came up from behind again and stood along side of her

Told her i brought the tickets if theyre still of interest
She said we were in business and begged for my forgiveness
For what id had to witness i said bitch please
Got the dough here ya go then i hopped in a taxi