Your Haircut Man

I'll still give you haircuts if you let me
We can forget we ever tried anything
I'll sweep your hair up off the floor
Keep it in a zip-lock bag
And keep it in my top drawer

I'm just your haircut man now
So please come and sit down
Let me touch your hair
In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way
In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way
In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way
In a perfectly, pleasantly, harmless, platonic way

But I have to lay here on our couch
And listen to you fuck every night
I want to move out
I want to move on

It's not me you're sharing your room with anymore
I want to move out
I want to move on

I have to lay here on our couch
And listen to you fuck every night
I want to move out
I want to move on

It's not me you're trying new things with behind closed doors
I want to move out
I want to move on