Young and Stupid

Hey!

My mother doesn't like the holes in my jeans
And Dad wants me to join the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines
They say I sleep all day, go out every night
They say I've got no future
And it's up to me to prove 'em right

I'm young and stupid with no future at all
So far up to go, and nowhere to fall
Young and stupid with no future at all
And I'm just wasting time
With my back and my front against the wall

I got so bored, I wrote a personal ad
It said, "Go out with me
You'll have the worst time that you've ever had"
Sat by my mailbox as the weeks came and went
I got my own reply
I must have answerеd it by accident

I'm young and stupid with no future at all
So far up to go, and nowherе to fall
Young and stupid with no future at all
And I'm just wasting time
With my back and my front against the wall

Hey!

Who knows what I could be
If I had the energy?
I could get a job, and I'd get paid
Oh whoa-oh ho
But working's not for me
I'd rather watch TV
And lie around the house all day
Wowww!

[Guitar solo]

So if you think there's something that I could do
Call in your suggestions, I'm almost always up by one or two
And meanwhile, I'll find a wall and watch the paint dry
And write more stupid songs
As the whole dame world goes speeding by

I'm young and stupid with no future at all
So far up to go, and nowhere to fall
Young and stupid with no future at all
And I'm just wasting time
With my back and my front against the wall

Got my back and my front against the wall
Got my back and my front against the wall
Got my back and my front against the wall