Young And Dumb

Ol' man in his bathrobe
He's a wondering where I been
He's reading the New Testament
Smokin' a Herbert Tareyton
Sneakin' around the back door
Bound to be my best bet
Seven a.m. and I ain't been to bed yet
Coconut Grove on the Jacksboro Highway
Playin' Waltz across Texas, Honky Tonk and Hideaway
Makin' my best play, pretty sure I'm winnin' her
Just turned 17, full o' piss and vinegar
Young and Dumb, in a '64 Falcon
Got to make the gig before nine-thirty comes
Red lights start to flash, pull it over to the right
Something wrong, fuse is blown, ticket for no taillights
Wednesday night at Omar's, howlin' at the moon
Four dollars buys the hangover of doom
Number one prescription for a thirst you can't slake
Made Milwaukee famous, gave me a headache