You Weren’t Supposed to Pee on he Floor

I am at a party
And I'm all alone
Everyone is singing
But I don't know the song
She is in the corner
I'm gonna pick her up bro
And the Dj now is fading
The song to cornerstone

My mates all around
They're chatting with girls
Someone's kissing someone
And someone's having fun
Thomas' passin' out
Ethan's chatting with Joe
I wake up the next morning
On the couch and she's gone

"You weren't supposed to pee on the floor"
All the walls are wet, my god, what have I done?
I remember her name, but I cannot recall
Drinking those beers in your salad bowl

Man, listen I'm sorry if I did something wrong
I'll pay you all the beers and even the bowl
Please don't sue me, I will step out of the door
I can't remember anything, but I remember that girl

I am at a party
Wait, I know someone
Everyone is singing
And I remember the song
I'm here in the corner
Waiting for a girl
But I'm almost sure
This time she won't come

Last night was a blast
I drunk a lot of alcohol
Maybe you were a dream
I just imagined you
I'm sorry if I'm being boring
I didn't mean to disturb
All my friends are tired
The story's getting old

"You weren't supposed to pee on the floor"
All the walls are wet, my god, what have I done?
I remember her name, but I cannot recall
Drinking those beers in your salad bowl

Man, listen I'm sorry if I did something wrong
I'll pay you all the beers and even the bowl
Please don't sue me, I will step out of the door
I can't remember anything, but I remember that girl

Yes, I remember that girl
I remember that girl

"You weren't supposed to pee on the floor"
All the walls are wet, my god, what have I done?
I remember her name, but I cannot recall
Drinking those beers in your salad bowl

Man, listen I'm sorry if I did something wrong
I'll pay you all the beers and even the bowl
Please don't sue me, I will step out of the door
I can't remember anything, but I remember that girl