You Turn Me On I’m A Radio

Driving into town
With a dark cloud above you
Dial in the number
Who's bound to love you
Ah, honey
You turn me on
I'm a radio

I'm a country station
I'm a little bit corny
I'm a wildwood flower wavin' for ya
And a broadcastin' tower wavin' for ya

And I'm sending you out this signal here
I hope you can pick it up loud and clear
And though you don't like weak women
You get bored so quick
And you don't like strong women
'Cause they're hip to your tricks

It's been dirty for dirty
Down the line
But you know I'll come when you whistle
When you're lovin' and kind

But if you've got too many doubts
If there's no good reception for me
Then tune me out
'Cause honey
Who needs the static
It hurts the head
And you wind up crackin'

And the day goes dismal
From Breakfast Barry to the Sign Off Prayer
What a sorry face you get to wear
I'm gonna tell you again now
While you're still there

If you're driving into town
With a dark cloud above you
Dial in the number
Who's bound to love you

If you're lying on the beach
With your transistor caffin'
Kick off the sand 'cause, honey
The love's still flowin'

If your head says forget it
But your heart's still smokin'
Call me at the station
The lines are open