You Think?

[Verse 1: Illtemper]
I'm Weird Al Yankovic mixed with Ganksta NIP
All that and a bag of chips with a Spanish chick that drink my piss
Agonist bring discomfort, teeth, we yank the drips
Of plasma projects, I ripped up my Viagra script
Don't need it no more I found an aphrodisiac
Taking steamy craps on a baristas back and TP's whack
Paid a halfway house runaway to eat my ass
Carnie creep had whiskers, I knew she'd fucking leave a rash
Need some cash I owe Gordy royalties
But I spent last month’s on crack and a heated toilet seat
My bed stinks, soiled sheets that smell like spoiled meat
‘Cause I fuck free range dogs to death noisily
Don't toy with me, I'll turn your abdomen to a squeaker
Doesn't phase me I'm as chill as a mannequin in a beater
Angel of death wants me and I'm adamant to meet her
She wants me more than fans want Anakin in the speakers

[Chorus: King Gordy]
You think I'm crazy cause I smoke crack (crack!)
Live with Derek and Mack in a two family flat (That's crazy!)
You think I'm crazy cause I snort smack (smack!)
Live on the side of the tracks with five of my cats (That's crazy!)
You think I'm crazy cause I shoot meth (meth!)
Live in a trailer with Jeff and his sister Beth (That's crazy!)
You think I'm crazy cause I have sex
Raw with hookers that breath smell like AIDS and death

[Verse 2: Insane Poetry]
I'm heroin in your veins watch people nod off
As I paint my portrait of pain that evil Bob Ross
While Butcher Knife singing soprano like he a mob boss
Open up the door to my Hell we broke the knobs off
Even Heathens and the Evil Incarnate
IP, you know they had to get the demons involved and
Levitating upside down plus you seen 'em revolving
Around people that he killed leave 'em deep in some solvent
It's the acid bath of them you can see 'em dissolvin'
A police sergeant, they found his teeth in my garden
You can see it from my secret window
You can ask forensics to release his dental
Did any of y'all just read the memo?
I am the person that people's dream that they fear and everything is suspenseful
I don't care at all, I don't need a reason to clip you
It's your parents fault I'm at your flesh prepared to tear it off

[Chorus: King Gordy]
You think I'm crazy cause I smoke crack (crack!)
Live with Derek and Mack in a two family flat (That's crazy!)
You think I'm crazy cause I snort smack (smack!)
Live on the side of the tracks with five of my cats (That's crazy!)
You think I'm crazy cause I shoot meth (meth!)
Live in a trailer with Jeff and his sister Beth (That's crazy!)
You think I'm crazy cause I have sex
Raw with hookers that breath smell like AIDS and death

[Verse 3: King Gordy]
I'm tired of living in this mobile home (Fuck!)
I came from a broken home with a swollen nose (Damn!)
My father fucked me in my open holes
Now I'm snorting loads of coke tryna cope with those
Demons, I can taste my daddy's semen (uhh!)
He sprinkled cinnamon on his dick so I could eat it (fuck him)
My mother just turned a blind eye
She knew what he was doing couldn't stop it, so why try (damn)
Me and my brother loved each other
People thought that we were lovers because we showered together for comfort (that's weird)
I often drift when I drive (when I drive)
Having fatal thoughts of suicide (Yes!)
And I ain't slept in a week (no!)
All I do is shoot cheap drugs in my buttcheeks (ahh!)
How am I alive when I've been dead
Don't call me Gordy, my name is Mr. Menendez

[Chorus: King Gordy]
You think I'm crazy cause I smoke crack (crack!)
Live with Derek and Mack in a two family flat (That's crazy!)
You think I'm crazy cause I snort smack (smack!)
Live on the side of the tracks with five of my cats (That's crazy!)
You think I'm crazy cause I shoot meth (meth!)
Live in a trailer with Jeff and his sister Beth (That's crazy!)
You think I'm crazy cause I have sex
Raw with hookers that breath smell like AIDS and death