You Ruined Christmas

[Verse 1]
The day that we met is one I will always remember
I saw you at a bakery last year in December
It felt like a movie
I hated you at first but you eventually wooed me
Though you said the holidays were too overrated
I knew that I could show you how to not be so jaded
And helped you see the magic
So when you dumped me back in August, it was totally tragic

[Chorus]
Congratulations
You ruined Christmas
I never thought I'd have a reason to start hating my favourite season
I should be jolly
But my head is filled with all these memories I'm stuck reliving
'Cause you're the gift that won't stop giving me grief
I can't believe you ruined Christmas

[Verse 2]
When I told Santa finding love was all that I needed
I probably should have specified I wanted to keep it
I was way too busy
Waiting under mistletoe and hoping you'd kiss me
In retrospect I never should have made the decision
To have you be a part of all my yearly traditions
Most of them are ruined
Can't even hang my stocking without thinking of you and

[Chorus]
Congratulations
You ruined Christmas
I never thought I'd have a reason to start hating my favourite season
I should be jolly
But my head is filled with all these memories I'm stuck reliving
'Cause you're the gift that won't stop giving me grief
I can't believe you ruined Christmas

[Bridge]
There's no way I can have goodwill towards men
Unless they're made of snow
I'm done with them

[Chorus]
Congratulations
You ruined Christmas
I never thought I'd have a reason to start hating my favourite season
I should be jolly
But my head is filled with all these memories I'm stuck reliving
'Cause you're the gift that won't stop giving me grief
I can't believe you ruined Christmas
I can't believe you ruined Christmas