You Remind Me of a Car

[INTRO, jazzy music playing in the background]
Mhmmm
Hello there
Whats your name?
Sadie, you say?
What a lovely name
Yeah, the same name as my grandfather, yeah

[Professor Elemental]
You remind me of a car
Because you're nice and shiny
You remind me of my own bottom
Always right behind me
You remind me of a very detailed painting
I really like to look at you
I'm the policeman of love, baby
And I'm about to throw the book at you (look at you)
Looking at me
Looking back at you - what do you see?
Well, me - obviously
That's been established
I'm all on you, like orange on a carrot
Those beautiful eyes, yes they're mine
I'll play traffic warden and you're in for a hefty fine
Parked on my heart but there's double yellow lines
You'll find on my spleen there's a no-parking sign
Ooh girl...
Ooh girl....
You make me want to do things...
Special things...
Things that no man has ever done with a woman...
Because she wouldn't let him
Mhmm...
You've got a lovely set of goggles
And yes that is a euphemism
You're eyes as pretty as a pony
Your hair is softer than a gibbon
Lovelier than spring in Ipswich
You smell as nice as fresh stationery
And if I ever went to prison for something relatively minor
Would you wait for me? (wait for me?)
Would you ever date with me?
Share a little cake with me?
At the risk of being forward basically would you mate with me?
Yeah, sorry that is a bit full on but I'm into you like an undersized thong
I like you like kids like mittens like cats like kittens like rappers like spitting
Without you I'd flail like a whale out of water and baby please lift that restraining order
Ooh girl...
Ooh girl...

[OUTRO - NONSENSE]