You’re Out of the Computer

You don't exist
You're off my list
You're just an intruder
You're out of the computer
I didn't abuse you
I didn't shoot you
I just took her
Out of the computer
And I turned my head, and I said,
"You couldn't be cuter"
But you're out of the computer
Because you're the world's worst wacker
And I'm the world's greatest hacker
I didn't know, you were a hooker!
You're out of the computer

[Break]
E-I-N-A-O
(What is the word I'm meaning?
Suppressed?
Yes.)

I took her out of my heart with a roto rooter
And I ran her ovеr with my brand-new scooter
And I turned my hеad and I said,
"You're out of the computer"
Because you're the world's worst programmer
And I'm the world's greatest hacker
You were the one I would die for
You were the one I would climb the sky for
You were my lover
But you made me suffer
When you became the world's greatest surfer
Now you're out of the computer
You were online, but you're offline, but you're online
Do I have to throw you
A diorammer?
You're the world's worst hammer
You're the world's worst slammer
You're the world's worst slammer
I thought things were smoother
But they can't be blacker
I'm the world's greatest hacker
I'm the world's greatest hijacker
I-I-I-I-I-I'm the world's greatest-I-I-I-I-I

[Break]
E-I-N-A-O
(I'm the world's greatest hacker
And you are the world's worst...
Moonraker. I don't know. Fucker.)

I took away your key
I took away your mouse
I'm a turkey
I'm a louse
I threw you out of the house
And now you're out of the computer
Even if you yell, 'I NEED A KEY!'
You ain't getting back
Because you're out of the computer
I spent wonderful moments
In your components
Get out of my memory
Now get your digitals out of my modules
Get your mish-mosh out of my MacIntosh
Or I'll hit you with a Swiss wrist-watch
You showed them your modem
And as sure as my name is [???]
You're out of the computer
We were right down the highway
But you put your hand on my byway
And you're trying to sell me
A floppy
A [???]
And a copy of my autopsy
You looked at my iris
And you gave me a virus
You took away my lapdesk
You took away my website
You took away my discdrive
You took away my database
And you throw away my floppy
And you scramble my [???]
And you took away my batter
You're the world's worst home-shopper
You're the world's worst pornographer
And if you see me first,
You say "Hello",
And if I see you first,
I'll say "Hello"

[Outro]
HI
HELLO
HELLO
HI
Shut up!
You're out of the computer