You’re Not Charlie Brown (And I’m Not Raggedy Ann)

If I was yours and you were mine
I'd spank your bottom every time
You drink too much and smoke too much
Or talk too much look who's talking

Sometimes I think how it would be
If I loved you and you loved me
What we'd do differently than what we're doing now
But I'm just talking

'Cause you're not Charlie Brown and I'm not Raggedy Ann
And this ain't a little cigar band
I'm wearing on my hand
We're not playing spin the battle
In a world of make believe
Like the heroes in a storybook that we can't wait to read

But I wonder if there's be any harm for you
To hold me in your arms
And steal a kiss or two
Then I could forget about you

Listen to me talking
No, I'm not yours and you're not mine
And kissing on
You'd be out of line

And the kind of hearts we have
Are the kind that break in two
Over people like me and you
'Cause you're not Charlie Brown...
No, you're not Charlie Brown...