You’re No Fun

(You’re no fun!)
The whole room tone change when you in vocal range
Here come the walking human Novocaine
At best, you make companions wanna smoke again
At worst, they wanna open veins
(Ohhhh, you’re no-)
You so de-motivational, you need something, you available
When it's your turn to help, you incapable
When something good happen, you the last one I tell it to
Jealous but still wondering why don't nobody ‘f’ with you
(You’re no fun!)
Isn't it funny when your name is adjacent
People suddenly have a prior pressing engagement
You ask me if something strange, but I haven't the faintest
Ide-er, why peers treat you like you contagious
(Uh-huh)
I heard you double dipped yo chips in the salsa
And that you be smoking crack rocks as big as Gibraltar
And we know, that dealing with your ego can be so evil
Your attitude is fecal, as is your B.O., hijo
You owing everybody cash but your diamonds dance
Ordering Jameson and swinging out like Spider-Man
Leaving open tabs and us here to pick it up
You always doing old shit and never mix it up
(You’re no fun!)
Even since the Bebé hugs, you only in it for the payday buzz
And all the gateway drugs
In your heyday, you disregarded the mayday
And they say smug, now wait a minute, like Ray J does
You like a corrupted game save
You unemployed but any person with a job is a wage slave?
(You’re no fun!)
Sucking all the air up
In a icebreaker, you the last one to pair up
Just to avoid your presence, I might send a prayer up
I don’t wanna share cups, I’d rather be accidentally jabbed with silverware in the bare butt; fuck it. square up
Til the footwear's scuffed, bruh
(You’re no fun!)
Always steerin' agendas to your base desires
I’d rather change a tire
I’d rather shake a tiger or be asked to break a fiver
Or take a dive into a lake of fire
Don’t wanna hear about your fake empire

“I want you to take this...and listen to it...and learn...learn how to build...and maintain...a REAL empire...not a fake empire...”