You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

[HEALY, spoken]
Thank you Annie
You sing beautifully for a small child

[ANNIE, spoken]
Thank you Bert Healy

[HEALY, spoken]
Yes, you’re listening to America’s favorite radio program
The Oxydent Hour of Smiles!

[ACTOR, spoken]
Say, Mr. Healey
Isn’t it time once again for the lovely Boylan Sisters?

[HEALY, spoken]
It most certainly is, Wacky!
Well, I see by the old clock on the wall
That another hour of Thursday night get togethers
Has gone by faster than you can say “Oxydent”

[CONNIE]
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[BONNIE]
X

[RONNIE]
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[CONNIE]
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[BONNIE]
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[RONNIE]
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[ALL THREE]
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[HEALY, spoken]
The toothpaste of the stars!

[CONNIE, BONNIE & RONNIE]
To make your teeth Hollywood bright!

[HEALY, spoken]
So, for all of the hour of smiles family
This is Bert Healy saying:

(singing)

Hey, hobo man
Hey, Dapper Dan
You've both got your style
But brother
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!

(spoken)

Why thank you!
Thank you, honorary class!

(singing)

Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly
They stand out a mile
But brother
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!

Who cares what they're wearing
On Main Street
Or Saville Row
It's what you wear from ear to ear
And not from head to toe
That matters

[BOYLAN SISTERS]
So

[HEALY]
So, Senator

[BOYLAN SISTERS]
So

[HEALY]
So, Janitor
So long for a while
Remember
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!

[CONNIE, RONNIE & BONNIE]
Do-da-da-loo-do
Do-da-da-loo-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly
They stand out a mile
But, bother
You're never fully dressed
You're never dressed
Without an

[CONNIE BOYLAN]
S

[BONNIE BOYLAN]
M

[RONNIE BOYLAN]
I

[CONNIE BOYLAN]
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[ALL THREE]
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Smile darn ya

That matters

[JULY, spoken]
Holy cow! Annie on the radio!

[DUFFY, spoken]
I wish I was on the radio!

[PEPPER, spoken]
Nah, not me
Who’d wanna be on the dumb old radio?

[DUFFY, spoken]
I do
So for all the hour of smiles family
This is Bert Healy saying:

(singing)

Hey, hobo man
Hey, Dapper Dan
You've both got your style

[ORPHANS]
But brother
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!

Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly
They stand out a mile
But brother
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!

Who cares what they're wearing
On Main Street
Or Saville Row
It's what you wear from ear to ear
And not from head to toe

[MOLLY]
That matters

[ORPHANS]
So, Senator
So, Janitor
So long for a while
Remember
You're never fully dressed
Though you may wear the best
You're never fully dressed
Without a
Smile
Smile
Smile

(spoken)

Smile, darn ya, smile!