You’re Different Skit

[Friend 1:] Ayy, ayy, ayy, my boy! Where you been at?

[Friend 2:] Man! I mean I’m sorry, man. It took me all day. My mama was tripping, man

[F1:] Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Ayy, look, look, look. Check it out. Check it out. Check it-

[F2:] Oh my God!

[F1:] Back up, Baby Muva, with her fine ass

[F1:] Hey, Baby Muva!

[F2:] Hey, Baby Muva!

[F1:] When you gon’ have my baby, Baby Muva?

[F2:] Dude, watch what you saying!

[F1:] Shhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shut up, shut up, shut up

[Mr. Well Spoken:] Hey! You two! You two! Stop hollering at big booty girls!

[F1:] Love you, Baby Muva

[Mr. Well Spoken:] Hey! Hey! You two! What have I told y’all about acting a fool in public?

[F1:] Man, here we go with this again

[WS:] Every! Damn! Day!

[F2:] Hey, hey, hey, man. We sorry. We didn’t know anybody was watching us, Mister...

[WS:] Mr. Spoken, first name Well. And remember someone is always watching. Don’t you know who you are?
Aside from the obvious manners you lack
No matter you rich or straight from the trap
Remember you... different

[F1:] I thought he was gonna say Black

[F2:] What do you mean, “Different?”

[WS:] Yea, yea, you different
You different, just listen, you different as different can be

[F2 and F1:] Oh! So I’m, “Different?” ”Different?”

[WS:] Just give me a minute
I’ll try to explain what I mean

[F2:] Oh! Yo, I’m, “Different?”

[F1:] You mean like magical, wonderful, talented… unique?

[WS:] Like… [?]
Just listen to me
Different like follow you all through the store
Different like wow, assume what you cannot afford
Different like crack versus time for cocaine
Different like can’t get a job ‘cause yo name
Devil will revel in all of the evidence
Say it’s irrelevant, let ‘em tell it
They be telling you that you ain’t qualified
And meanwhile they can be the president

[F1 and F2:] Hmmm… Wow...

Remember, to be African American is to be African without the memory
And American without the privilege
I have to bid you adieu
Good day, niggas!

[F1 and F2:] Damn!