You’re an Asshole, I Can’t Stand You (and I Want a Divorce)

[Verse 1]
I woke up this morning
In our king-size bed
Everyday you get further away

The silence is louder
Than what you ain't said
But I hear the words you can't say

[Pre-Chorus]
You're goin' down on love
And everybody knows
Ride the high-country wherever you go
If you want a fire, grab hold of the reigns

[Chorus]
Get back in the saddle
Ride away on your horse
You're an asshole, I can't stand you
And I want a divorce

[Verse 2]
The light is fading
And the day is gone
Nothin' much left in this one-light town

You borrow your freedom
On the back of the dawn
You're making me look like a rodeo clown

[Pre-Chorus]
You're goin' out on me
And everybody knows
You come out smelling like a rose
Tell me goodbye
Grab hold of the reigns

[Spoken]
Look, I don't care if it was forty years ago when you won the high school spelling bee--
:scoff: What are you even talking about?
Not everybody can spell "hippopotamus", and that's at least something you can hang on to
I can't even understand you with that thing on your face!
Margo, you sure do take the "O" out of "country"
And you put the "L" in stupid

[Chorus]
Get back in the saddle
Ride away on your horse
You're an asshole, I can't stand you
And I want a divorce

Get back in the saddle
Ride away on your horse
You're an asshole, I can't stand you
And I want a divorce