You’re a Mean One, Yandere-Chan

You're a mean one, Yandere-chan
You really are a heel
You're as friendly as a cactus
You're as slippery as an eel
Yandere-chan!
You're a bad banana with a...
Sweet school girl peel!

You're a monster, Yandere-chan
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of senpai
You've got darkness in your soul
Yandere-chan!
I wouldn't touch you with a...
39-and-a-half-foot pole!

You're a vile one, Yandere-chan
You have murder in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a lovesick crocodile
Yandere-chan
Given the choice between you
I'd take the lovesick crocodile!

*evil laughs

*Sigh