You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

[Verse 1]
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

[Verse 2]
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole, no, no

[Verse 3]
Oh, you're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You've got termites in your smile
You've got all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch
Given the choice between the two of you, I'll take the seasick crocodile, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Outro]
Oh, you're a mean one
You're a mean one
Oh, you're a mean one
Oh, you're a mean one
Oh, you're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
Oh, yeah, you're a mean one, huh