You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty nine and a half foot pole

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch

Three words that best describe you
Are as follows and I quote, "Stink! Stank! Stunk!"

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You're a crooked, jerky jocky
And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch
You're a three decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch