You’re a Mean One Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
And as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch! I wouldn't touch you
With a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!
Mr. Grinch! No, thank you
Mr. Grinch! Honestly
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
And your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch!
The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote
"Stink, stank, stunk!"
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