You Rascal You (I’ll Be Glad When You’re Dead)

I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you (You rascal you)
Yeah, I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you (You rascal you)
When your dead and in your grave, no more women will you crave
I'll be glad when you're dead you, rascal you (You rascal you)

I trust you in my home, you rascal you
I trust you in my home, you dirty dog (You dirty dog)
Whoa, I trust you in my home—you wouldn't leave my wife alone
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you (You rascal you)

(Trumpet Solo)

You asked my wife to wash your clothes, you rascal you (You rascal you)
You asked my wife to wash your damn dirty clothes, you rascal you (You rascal you)
Whoa, you asked my wife to wash your clothes and somethin' else, I suppose
Oh, I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you (You rascal you)

Yeah, you asked my wife for a meal, you rascal you (You rascal you)
Well, I invite you to my house for a meal, you dirty dog (You dirty dog)
Oh, you ask my wife for a meal and somethin' else you try to steal
I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you (You rascal you)

And it ain't no use to run, you rascal you
No, it ain't no use to run, you rascal you
Whoa, it ain't no use to run—I done bought me a Gatling gun
And you think you gonna be having some fun?
I don't think so, baby! You rascal you

(Orchestra)

I'll be glad when you're dead, you rascal you