You Only Call Me When You’re Crying

Everything's been grand since you left the crypt
All the kids are sporting cemetery lips
And they know
That you're a mess of all that is classic
You're the worst of all that is magic
You're the reason I don't love anything

Oh, ring ring

You only call me when you're crying
You only need me when he leaves
You won't confess unless you're dying
You only kiss on New Year's Eve
You only want me when I'm taken
You only kick me when I'm down
You only call me when you're crying
Oh, but it's such a lovely sound

Honest question - how we gonna knock these boots?
You can only make it if it's under the fuse
Yeah, me too
Mama tells me that you are thoughtless
Papa tells me love gets monotonous
They're the reasons I do whatever you say
Yeah, okay

You only call me when you're crying
You only need me when he leaves
You won't confess unless you're dying
You only kiss on New Year's Eve
You only want me when I'm taken
You only kick me when I'm down
You only call me when you're crying
Oh, but it's such a lovely sound

You only call me when you're crying
You only call me when you're crying
You only call me when you're crying
You only call me when you're crying