You Must Unload

[Verse 1]
Now you fashion-lovin' Christians sure give me the blues
You must unload, you must unload
You'll never get to heaven in your jewel-encrusted high-heeled shoes
You must, you must unload

[Chorus]
For the way is straight and narrow and few are in the road
Brothers and sisters, there is no other hope
If you'd like to get to heaven and watch eternity unfold
You must, you must unload

[Verse 2]
And you money-lovin' Christians, you refuse to pay your share
You must unload, you must unload
Tryin' to get to heaven on the cheapest kind of fare
You must, you must unload

[Chorus]
For the way is straight and narrow and few are in the road
Brothers and sisters, there is no other hope
If you'd like to get to heaven and watch eternity unfold
You must, you must unload

[Verse 3]
And you power-loving Christians in your fancy dinin' cars
You must unload, you must unload
We see you drinkin' whiskey and smokin' big cigars
You must, you must unload

[Chorus]
For the way is straight and narrow and few are in the road
Brothers and sisters, there is no other hope
If you'd like to get to heaven and watch eternity unfold
You must, you must unload
I think you must, you must unload