You Go Dave (A Goldblatt Presentation)

[Davey Chegwidden]
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[David Goldblatt]
Hi, I'm Dave
And for the last couple of months
I've been waiting for every new album release in every genre
But all I've been hearing is garbage
I'm just not satisfied
Can somebody help me?

[Davey Chegwidden]
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[David Goldblatt]
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I mean, my ears are glowing!

[Davey Chegwidden]
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[David Goldblatt]
Fuck! I can't stop dancing!
Watch me nae nae

[Davey Chegwidden]
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[David Goldblatt]
Ooh watch me, watch me
Ooh watch me, watch me

[Davey Chegwidden]
You go Dave