You Done Tamed Me

[DANNY, MELISSA, spoken]
You done tamed me
This buck no longer is free
A lady doctor from New York City
Smiled at me with her eyes all pretty
Now I'm hooked and it's made me giddy
You done tamed me

Oh, Danny, I'm flattered, uh

But wait
How's a broken, busted carney like me
Gonna provide for my brand new, high falutin, big city bride
And the kid that's on the way?

Uh, woah, uh, okay
I'm not your bride and no need to worry about a baby'Cause I have this magic thing called an IUD

Course, if he's a boy, everything will be fine
But what if he's a girl?
A dainty, delicate, pink-wearing, frills and curls girl
That'd change everything

But would it? Really?
And again, I'm not pregnant

And so, from this day forward, I vow
I'm gonna get me some money some way, somehow

I paid a colleague to insert a copper T-shaped device in my uterus
To prevent the implantation of—

I gotta get some money
And there's no way to make it
So, I'm gonna have to steal it
Or even take it (Those are the same thing)
Or filch it, or pilker it
Or rob it, or swipe it
Or nick it, or thieve it
Or finagle it, or abscond with it
Or purloin it, or misappropriate with it