You’d Be Toast

[Chorus: Milo]
If you really thought that, you'd be toast
Criminally, you're wanted on all coasts
Not surprisingly, the only thing you do is boast
Rightfully, we've turned you to a ghost
Welcome to the cookout, on the menu, you, roast

[Verse 1: Gloom]
You just keep blabbering and blabbering
I don't think you can shut up
You are as annoying as
My grandparents' pup (He's a brat)
You look like trash
You just rolled out of a dumpster
Your personality is even worse
Being around you is a curse
If you shut up for five minutes
I would die of shock
Because it pains you to be quiet
I would have to call a doc'
Because you're annoying as fuck
(I swear, I have the worst luck)

[Pre-Chorus: Milo]
You really think that? Haha, thе fuck?
You really really think that? You're a jokе!
Bitch, shut the— (Shut the—)
Shut the fuck up!

[Chorus: Milo]
If you really thought that, you'd be toast
Criminally, you're wanted on all coasts
Not surprisingly, the only thing you do is boast
Rightfully, we've turned you to a ghost
Welcome to the cookout, on the menu, you, roast

[Verse 2: Milo]
We wish you a scary Christmas, and a crappy new year
You talk the talk, well, we'll make you fear
We'll roast your ass to mother— (Mother—) tears
(Fuck it!) With all this toast, it's time for breakfast
We gave you heaps of chances, yet you wrecked this
Still breakfast time, fall on the ground
You ate it, all the way down
If you thought you were a hotshot, you'd be a clown
You think you run this town
If you think that, expect a frown
It ain't true, just say, "I do"
Yeah, get married, have a baby
All this time, just to maybe
Get to shoot your shot
Material bitch, you think you're hot
Makes me so furious, you want me to hate you a lot
Pop off I guess, I'm on the map
And you spew out lies, shut your yap
Don't speak, I'll throw you in the creek
And leave you there for a week
(Enjoy the swim!)

[Pre-Chorus: Milo]
You really think that? Haha, the fuck?
You really really think that? You're a joke!
Bitch, shut the— (Shut the—)
Shut the fuck up!

[Chorus: Milo]
If you really thought that, you'd be toast
Criminally, you're wanted on all coasts
Not surprisingly, the only thing you do is boast
Rightfully, we've turned you to a ghost
Welcome to the cookout, on the menu, you, roast

[Bridge: Milo & Gloom]
Yeah, you should listen to king Conan
But instead of him it's you
A lip piercing, but
It goes through both your bottom lip
And your top lip, so you shut the fuck up
You think everybody loves you, but that's just a lie
I think everyone knows when they saw you cry
You aren't some king like you think you are (Like you think you are)
Just close your eyes, just close your eyes
Get ready for your surprise!

[Outro: Milo & Nigel]
You really think that? Haha, the fuck?
You really really think that? You're a joke!
Bitch, shut the fuck up!
Milo, you ate that shit up!