You Can’t Turn Me Off

[Intro]
Has anybody seen my megaphone?
Miss Miller, have you seen my megaphone?

[Verse 1]
Don't you be puttin' down
What I'm puttin' up
Come off of that stuff
You can't turn me off
'Cause you didn't turn me on

[Verse 2]
You can't put a fire out
If it was never lit
So, what if we quit?
You can't turn me off
'Cause you didn't turn me on

[Chorus]
Don't be throwin' out hints, arguments
That's tellin' me what to do
I can figure it out, no doubt
Every bit as good as you

[Verse 3]
My water won't be turned off
When you up and go
It's still gonna flow
You can't turn me off
'Cause you didn't turn me on

[Bridge]
Girls, how about some doh-dee-o-doh?
(A doh-dee-o-doh
A doh-dee-o-doh) Thank you!
(A doh-dee-o-doh-doh-doh
A doh-dee-o-doh
A doh-dee-o-doh-doh-doh)

[Chorus]
Don't be throwin' out hints, arguments
That's tellin' me what to do
I can figure it out, no doubt
Every bit as good as you

[Verse 3]
My water won't be turned off
When you up and go
It's still gonna flow
You can't turn me off
'Cause you didn't turn me on

[Outro]
You can't turn me off
'Cause you didn't turn me on
*Cowbell*
(Doh-pee-doo, oh!)
Pretty good without the megaphone