You Can’t Break My Heart

You, you can't break my heart
Because it's made of wires, glass, and little icicles
These are not tears I cry
No darlin', I, I have champagne flowing from my spectacles
It's the bad advice that he gave in the car
Oh, the awkward silence sat heavy for hours

And you, you can't break your heart
Because it's made of vinyl records and rare collectibles
Sang the saddest song on the long walk home
Under my breath it's barely audible
But all the comebacks come when I'm all alone
And so rarely when I need them the most

So you, you can't break my heart
Because it's made of wires, glass, and little icicles
These are not tears I cry
No darlin', I, I have champagne flowing from my spectacles
And it's the joke that I've told a thousand times
It's how I laugh the most when I don't get the punchline