You Call It Jogging

[Verse 1]
You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around
You say you're losing weight but you ain't lost a pound
While you're out joggin' with your other friend
I'm home feeding the kids again
You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around

[Verse 2]
You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around
It's the best release you say you've ever found
Your friends all smile and agree
Yeah, you were runnin' around on me
You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around

[Chorus 1]
Somebody said they saw you down at the corner
Getting out of some strangers car
You come home after runnin' for hours
Ain't even breathing hard

[Verse 3]
You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around
The soles of your runnin' shoes, they ain't wearing down
While you're out runnin' up and down the streets
I'm tryin' to get the kids to sleep
You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around

[Chorus 2]
You've been out since five PM
It's now thirty minutes past ten
You blow in all out of breath
Honey, you've been drinking gin again?

[Verse 4]
You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around
Draggin' that silly old towel all over town
You come home grinning with your hair all wet
Smelling like shampoo instead of sweat
You call it joggin', I call it runnin' around

[Refrain]
Oh yeah, you call it joggin', I call it runnin' around