You

Ice cream, Banana nut muffins & Pickles
I'm the guy, so I guess
I'll spend every nickel, on you
You're gold and I don't know what to say, I repeat
"I'm sorry" every mother fucking day
I know you're tired of it and I am too, but you're so fucking perfect
I can't spend my life without you. You’re like glue
Stuck to me and I miss you
I hope the love that I give you, isn't a issue
Take the knife, and cut off all of my tissue, all the flesh
I know you get mad when I touch your breasts
My heart is like a big hippopotamus, so fucking fat
It takes forever to turn into dust. We claim
That we do not give a fuck, but in reality we know
It's not all luck. It’s meant to be, me and you
Forever and through, the loop of the hole
I would run all the way to the Northpole, and back
With a frozen ball sack, of semen, some people still
Say that I worship a “demon”. But their liars, my bomb ticker
Is about to expire, so fuck it I guess I'll go ahead
And cut the red wire
I'm like a punching bag full of pliers, I don’t care
It's not weird to me if we stare
It's not even awkward. I know you really wanna go to Hogwarts
You look so good in those shorts, and
You know I support, everything that you do
Days go by all I think about is us
In a rush, to get up for work, you give me a smirk
I don't wanna be a jerk, like him, I'm gonna be like
Jim, from Ed, Ed, & Eddy
Before you go to school I’m gonna make sure everything is ready
Because you know we’re both lazy
And I just wanna let you know that my love
For you is crazy, like gravy, so bitch go ahead and fucking pay me. Fuck