You Belong With Me (Parody)

[Intro]
After the show, it's Madame Tussauds in Time Square

[Verse 1]
There's a wax, Keanu Reeves, but Kelsey doesn't care
It's clear that Kelsey's mind is elsewhere
Next up, we take a Pedicab in Central Park
Kelsey says, "There's a giant hole in my heart"
She throws a coin into a fountain and then whispers
"I wish I could be with him", we all know she's playing 'bout Domingo
Even though she can't be with Domingo

[Pre-Chorus]
She's in the middle of New York
And she screams in the sky

[Chorus]
But what she's looking for is this hung latin guy
Kelsey can't live without Domingo
So why are you trying to live without Domingo?
Baby, he, he
¿Cómo se dice

[Outro]
"Open relationship"?