You Are Freshy

U r freshy
I swam to dis country in 2001
I made a white friend and tried to marry his mum
I got my 1st tattoo in 2002
I didn't know what to get so it just says tattoo
I tried 2 make a galfriend in 2003
I hit the line man, be my mango chutney
I also got attacked in 2003
I also went to hospital in 2003
I also had 7 stiches in 2003
I dont really wanna talk about 2003
I waxed my bum man in 2004
Sold the hair in ebay to guy in lahore
There was a lot of blood (II)
But i dont care bcuz im a pakistani thug
So i waxed my bum again in 2004
And i wento hospital in 2004

Left ur wife in pakistan, u r freshy
If u shower with a bucket then, u r freshy
A pedo smile on ur oyster, u r freshy
Paratha 4 breakfast , u r freshy
Wher shoes no sock, u r freshy
If u say yaar, u r freshy
More hair on ur chest than then then, u r freshy

Wanted 2 be a taxidriver in 2005
They said u need a car, i said what why?
I was an eastern eye model in 2006
It was me naked underwater doing the splits
Milked my own niple in 2007
Didn't tell my friend but he said it was heaven
Cleberated with a dance now with a freshys dance
Out of 10 i would give myself 11
Was d best day of my lyf in 2008
A girl asked 4 directions it hought it was date
I saw trafik light decided to wait
I always hold hand with my guy mates
Married polish women in 2009
Interview me like i committed a crime
Are u only doing dis 4 legal stay
I said yes and they deported me verynext day
My sweat is like pee, my pee smells like mint tea
Baby does a tutty, freshy womans ays chi chi

I will be back soon soon you you will see (II)
Hide & seek immigration won't find me
Return of the jedi, no im a freshy