You And Me (In My Pocket)

[Verse 1]
I wish you smelled a little funny
Not just funny, really bad
We could roam the streets forever
Just like cats but we'd never stray

I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
I could raise you in the tub at home
We could take a swim together
On weekly day trips to the bay

[Chorus]
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me, you and me

[Verse 2]
I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big, but really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed, you would have to stay

I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
I'd sing for you and that would be okay

[Chorus]
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me

[Bridge]
People say, "There are plenty of fish
In the sea," baby, all I do is wish
I wish, I wish

[Verse 3]
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow, but paralyzed
Then I could plug you into a socket
So you could never run away

I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small, but really, really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day

[Chorus]
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me, you and me

You and me