To further the public’s impression that they are a gay male couple, Victoria and Toddy (Julie Andrews and Robert Preston) perform this duet at the nightclub, accompanied by a soft-shoe tap-dance routine.
[TODDY and VICTORIA]
You and me
We're the kind of people other people
Would like to be
Wandering free
We present the kind of picture
People are glad to see
[TODDY]
Something I wanted to do all my life!
[TODDY and VICTORIA]
And we don't care that tomorrow
Comes with no guarantee;
We've each other for company
And come what may
You and me, we'll stay together
[TODDY]
Me harmony
[VICTORIA]
Okay
[TODDY and VICTORIA]
Year after year
Won't we, my dear?
We'll always be you and...
[TODDY]
Walk this way
Taugh him everything he knows
Oh, I'll get you for that!
[VICTORIA]
Me!
That's why he has so little left
[TODDY and VICTORIA]
You and me
[TODDY]
Ta ra ra... very difficult step
Oh, yeah
This way please
Ta ra ra ra...
That was fun, now what do we do?
May I?
[VICTORIA]
Oh, such a fuss
Wandering free
Sorry about that
Ta ra ra ra...
You got us into this, you get us out
I'd be delighted
[TODDY and VICTORIA]
And we don't care that tomorrow
Comes with no guarantee;
[VICTORIA]
You're leading again
[TODDY]
Oh, I'm sorry!
[TODDY and VICTORIA]
We've each other for company
And come what may
[TODDY]
You and--oh my god, look at that!
[VICTORIA]
You and me, we'll stay together
[TODDY and VICTORIA]
Year after year
Won't we, my dear?
We'll always be you and me
We'll always be you and me!
You and Me was written by Leslie Bricusse & Henry Mancini.
You and Me was produced by George Feltenstein.