Intro:
It's a busy day today...
Yes...?
Right, send him into my office
Verse 1:
Doctor! Doctor!
What?
I'm ill, I fear
You're gonna be okay, calm down, come chill right here
Okay, did you eat anything bad?
No
, do you have any allergies?
Well to heck if I know
How are you feeling?
Sick as hell
! Alright, I'll go ahead and check your vitals
Okay, turn that way and cough
I wonder what the test'll show, it says here there is nothing wrong
Must be a mistake?
Well no, you see...
Your heart rate is normal, your breathing is regular
and your body temperature is stable, et cetera
I have never seen somebody so healthy in my career as a doctor I'm telling ya
(what?)
There's literally nothing I can give you, not a pill, not a drug nor an ointment
You ain't even bother making an appointment, this is nothing but a pure disappointment
What made you think you were even sick?
I mean, you must have been feeling yourself
Well, everything is fine, I'm releasing you with tha clean bill of health
Okay okay but...
So better ignore anybody that said...
Listen!
You were so sick that you could die
Hey but wait a min...
Here's ya lollipop and your paperwork I got work to do so goodbye!
But I need a note telling everybody that I'm sick I'll do anything for it no matter what the cost is
You idiot there isn't anything sick about you get the hell up out of my office!
Hook:
You ain't ill, ill!
You ain't, you ain't ill
Ya'll just acting like your sick, ill!
You ain't, you ain't ill
BOI YOU HEALTHY, ill!
You ain't, you ain't ill, ill
Ya'll just acting like you sick
BOI YOU HEALTHY (x2)
Verse 2:
You are not sick at all
For a fool you must've took me
Your rhymes are trash but when I rap its a gas you couldn't ever hope to pass without a whoopie
You gotta go to school to get my lines; that's what you get for playing hookie
So
Lookie, this is what it looks like when you're actually sick
I got that multiple-sklerosis and Tuberculosis gotta cater to my craft with the medication so when I rapping up prepare to up the dosis
Hook:
You ain't ill, ill!
You ain't, you ain't ill
Ya'll just acting like your sick, ill!
You ain't, you ain't ill
BOI YOU HEALTHY, ill!
You ain't, you ain't ill, ill
Ya'll just acting like you sick
BOI YOU HEALTHY (x2)
Outro:
You Ain’t Ill was written by SPLXT.
You Ain’t Ill was produced by Anno Domini Beats.
SPLXT released You Ain’t Ill on Sun Apr 23 2017.