You Ain’t Black

[Verse 1]
If you don't vote for Joe, you ain't an illegal
If you don't vote for Joe, you turned on your people
You ain't black
You ain't black

[Verse 2]
If you don't vote for Joe, you ain't LGBT
If you don't vote for Joe, it ain't a mystery
You ain't black
You ain't black

[Chorus 1]
'Cause everybody knows some votes are automatic
Blacks, gays, and immigrants are going Democratic
CNN says Trump is a racist, sexist bigot
And Joe is gonna put a woman on the ticket
Don't try to pretend you got a critical mind
Just vote based on color, and walk the party line
If you don't vote for Joe, you must not know jack
You must be white, 'cause you sure as hell ain't black

[Verse 3]
If you don't vote for Joe, you must be still here
If you don't vote for Joe, you ain't been dead for 50 years
You ain't black
You ain't black

[Verse 4]
If you don't vote for Joe, you ain't a poor single mom
If you don't vote for Joe, you must be an Uncle Tom
You ain't black
You ain't black

[Chorus 2]
'Cause the Democrats are counting on zero objections
From blacks, gays, and women so they can win the election
Joe tells minorities he'll give 'em lots of aid
But he only wants their votes so Hunter keeps getting paid
Joe's a little slow, and he's got a big mouth
But he can still sniff the girls and say he loves the South
Mmm, if you don't vote for Joe, you must not know jack
You must be white, 'cause you sure as hell aren't black