Yor Forger vs Maki Harukawa - Bad Ideas Rap Battles

[Intro]
Bad Idea Rap!
Yor Forger
Vs
Maki Harukawa
Begin!

[Verse 1: Azia as Yor Forger and JustGamer as Narrator ]
Oh Hi! I'm Yor of the Forger family
Don't get too aggressive Yor, try your best to keep it friendly
Wow, a battle between caretakers? How uncanny!
Little did Yor know, they're both assassin vigilantes
Isolated in your lab, always acting and alone
Ultimate Caregiver could be a bit more caring, no?
Though what would I know, I'm new to childcare myself!
Don't wanna hog too much time, so I'll give you a turn as well!

[Verse 2: Navasha as Maki Harukawa]
Did you have to pas the mic already? I hate this
You like your verse have got to be wasted
Though you have the skill to parent, willing to put up a fight
But watch the scary face looks like your daughter's about to cry
Your housewife facade is falling apart at every corner
Even Miu would make for a better Forger
God, is there anyway to cut this battle shorter?
Like time with your brother, this whole thing is torture

[Verse 3: Azia as Yor Forger and JustGamer as Narrator ]
What did you just say? Don't put Yuri through torture!
Another classic misunderstanding by Yor Forger
Like the class trails, you're making big stretches, I pity it
Maki's role was played, killing two reckless idiots

[Verse 4: Navasha as Maki Harukawa]
And the only thing I've ever seen you kill is an appetite
But if you wanna die then I'll gladly have a fight!
Grab my knife, your feeling won't be all that's split
It'll be a shame to make Anya a mom-less kid

[Verse 5: Belle Beniko as Loid Forger]
Sorry to pop in but this situation's getting heated!
Gotta diffuse the battle while keeping the mission secret
Yor, you really shouldn't be threatening this weak kid
We don't wanna come off as strange, so let's leave it

[Verse 6: JustGamer as Kaito Momota and Belle Beniko as Loid Forger]
Wait a sec! That's the world famous Twilight!
But you just dissed Maki bro, so now it's also my fight!
(He knows who I am?!) I'm the Luminary of the Stars!
Maki Roll! Time to show how we're a better team by far!

[Verse 7:JustGamer as Kaito Momota, Navasha as Maki Harukawa, Both]
Twilight's the best in the world, acting tough as shit
But would've lost to Yor if not for that drunken slip
And she's navigating her emotions for closure
As if any of it will matter once his mission is over
Bro can calculate a million options for dates
But can't figure out why the wife's coming home late?
A family formed from dirty secrets and with these two adults?
Is it so shocking Anya's racking up Tonitrus Bolts?

[Verse 7: Belle Beniko as Loid Forger, Azia as Yor Forger,Both and (Navasha as Maki Harukawa)]
Ugh, screw decency! Loid? Yor, we have to rhyme!
Anya would love that cute plush they call a mastermind
I'll send you to the stars, where your boyfriend can retrieve you
But your softening's so cheesy, it would sicken me too
Maki couldn't tear through her tears of depression
So then you tried Kokichi's suicide as a weapon?
(Jackass!) Just so it isn't twisted, we hope that you both listen
Our love isn't dying to protect some scripted fiction!

[Outro]
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