Yobbo Santa (Bonus Track)

[Intro: Colin]
I'll tell you an old Aussie yarn Greg, here we go

[Verse 1: Colin, Greg]
Well, once a jolly Santa
Parked by a billabong (Mm)
Pulled up his sleigh by the coolibah tree
Had a little dip
And he boiled up his billycan
Soon he was snoring and fast asleep
(That's right, we should sing it together, okay? Let's have a crack at it.)

[Verse 2: Colin and Greg]
Well down came a swagman
Jumped aboard the Santa sleigh
Hotwired the boomers, and off he flies
Fangin' around
Like a total petrol-head
Dressed in his Yobbo Santa disguise

[Chorus: Colin and Greg]
Yobbo Santa, Yobbo Santa
Scaring the kids and breaking the laws
He's a home-grown, full-blown, Christmas-timе disaster zone
Aussie Yobbo Santa Claus
(Nyah-da-da-da-da-da-da-br-br)

[Verse 3: Colin and Greg, Colin]
Wеll, up in Mareeba
He trashed all the Christmas trees
Down in Kyabram, he blacked out the lights
He kidnapped the band
And he blew out all the candles at
The Bong Bong Baptist Carols Night
(Everybody!)

[Chorus: Colin and Greg, Colin]
Yobbo Santa, Yobbo Santa
Scaring the kids and breaking the laws
He's a home-grown, full-blown, Christmas-time disaster zone
Aussie Yobbo Santa Claus
(Uh-upty-dupty-do-da-de-la-de-do)

(This is serious-)

[Verse 4: Colin and Greg, Colin, Greg]
Well, finally, the swagman
Flew back to the billabong
Wiped down his fingerprints and hit the trail (Yes-)
He tipped off the cops
Who woke up jolly Santa Claus... (Heheh, ready? Here we go, two three-)
Now he's doing six months in Long Bay gaol!

[Chrous: Colin and Greg, Colin]
Yobbo Santa, Yobbo Santa
Scaring the kids and breaking the laws
He's a home-grown, full-blown, Christmas-time disaster zone
Aussie Yobbo Santa Claus (Everybody!)
Yobbo Santa, Yobbo Santa
Scaring the kids and breaking the laws
He's a home-grown, full-blown, Christmas-time disaster zone
Aussie Yobbo Santa Claus
(A-rum-doopedy-do-do-dee-a-sha-de-do-zoobedy-ba)
(What a yobbo.)