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[Verse 1]
If it's different, (punch), lager, (lunch)
If it moves, (root), quacks, (shoot)
Mates, (protect), wife, (neglect)
Wages, (bet), vicious, (pet)
American, (ape), a blonde, (gape)
Boobs, (inflate), V8, (venerate)

[Chorus]
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!

[Verse 2]
If it's sport, (booze), licence, (lose)
Engine, (thrash), butt-crack, (flash)
If it's the boys, (lairin'), women, (no swearin')
Footy trip, (anaesthesia), back home, (amnesia)
Party, (newted), bedroom, (putrid)
Foreplay, (forgotten), if it's rockin', don't bother knockin'

[Chorus]
Yahoooo! Yahoooo! (Yeah-hoooo!)
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!

[Sample:]
He wahi lio Lehua kou inoa lā
Hanohano wale ʻoe Hawaiʻi lā
E like kou holo ʻana me ka ʻōʻio lā
Ke kolo, ke kuli, ke kuʻi kolo iho ʻoe
ʻAuhea wale ʻoe te wahine holo lio
Pua nani aʻo Hawaiʻi lā
Aloha i ka Hawaiian cowboy

[Verse 3]
If it's a party, fight, if it's winning, skite
If it's politics, right, if it's flatulence, light
If it's tabloid, believe it, if it's broadsheet, don't read it
If it's music, rock, if it's casino, flock
(Yeah, boys [?])

[Chorus]
Yahoooo! Yahoooo! (yeah!)
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!(Yahoooo!)
Yahoooo! Yahoooo!